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If you came with a warning tag

Mine would probably be "Caution, given to random outbursts of nerdiness"
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If you came with a warning tag

Warning: Experience May Vary.
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If you came with a warning tag

Warning: random hugs when drunk.
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If you came with a warning tag

Nick Andros wrote:
Warning: Do not feed after midnight.


Oh you little gremlin, you smiley
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If you came with a warning tag

Purple Sneakers wrote:

So true! Although I'd add for you "random hugs when drunk and holding a beer may lead spillage"


There's only a slight element of truth to that, Sneak
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If you came with a warning tag

Warning: Prone to over-analysis and indecision.

As such, any proper warning label wherein I actually list things I could warn people about concerning me would be very long, and probably keep me from having to be within 50 feet of another human ever again. Seeing, however, as that is really not a goal of mine, I'll keep most of my warnings to myself, thank you.
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If you came with a warning tag

Moonchild wrote:
SynecdocheSam wrote:
As such, any proper warning label wherein I actually list things I could warn people about concerning me would be very long, and probably keep me from having to be within 50 feet of another human ever again. Seeing, however, as that is really not a goal of mine, I'll keep most of my warnings to myself, thank you.


I think that is a warning, so... mission accomplished? smiley


Maybe. Depends on what my mission was. If my mission was to avoid making a warning, then this is rather a mission utterly failed.
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